'DEER CAMP'

'DID YOU SEE THE TIRTY POINTER'

Deer Camp where the women are forbiden. Who cares, I sure the hell don't after all let me see

1. They'll want you to clean all the mud trackin'.

2. They'll want you to cook, too.

3. Then there's their nasty smelly beer drinkin' breath you have to deal with.

4. Oh My God they all got gas.

5. They wine about the heartburn afte eating nothing but junk food, hot zesty

garden mix, spicy hot doritos, bean dip, cornbeef hash sandwiches, and etc.

6. Ok who got sick and didn't clean that up.

7. Betch, burp, fart (even lift their leg to do it), scratch everything under the sun

cause they haven't bathed (the deer might smell them).

8. Let's not forget the smelly socks from the wet feet.

9. Cigar smoke, cig-too.

10. By the way they even have to go to something called the sports bar looking like

totally shit, smelly.

11. Oh looky here their out of beer then they want to make a beer run for them oh

and nobody pitches in to pay for the crap.

12. Deer stories who saw the bigest and the best; bullshit gun it down and prove it

to me.

How about this one:

Have you ever figured up the money spent on clothes, guns, amunition, beer, food, they're nights out trying to impres god who knows who. I have, I bet my husband has at least 2,500.00 invested and one deer a yr pretty expensive meat let's see if it weight 150 lbs (and that;' only field dressed, don't forget how much the butcher will waist) that's 16.00 a lb for the wild stuff.

Now I don't mind Venison in fact I like it better than beef so I usually tell him he better come up with at least 2, and he did succeed last yr with 3 and of coarse where almost out of the stuff and I'm hoping he'll be just as successfull this yr.

I have a lot of recipes for Venison: Meatloaf, veg soup, strougf, and even more. I've even had people tell me they didn't know it was venison.

This yr he has invited me down for the weekend but I'm leery and have already told him I'm not cleaning up after them, or cooking, and the floors better be clean cause I like to walk around barefoot, and mud and stone just don't get along with my feet. I refuse to do the dishes or put up with all that smoking going on as for the drinking thank god they got a generator I'll have blender in hand Tequila and mix MAGARRITA and lets see if I can tell just as many big buck stories as they can after all I'm not new to this I've hunt with my Grandfater a many time out in the woods, in fact he died hunting and I was wqith him when it happened, I didn't even know he was gone but I stuck right by his side till we were found, and I say this he was happy he left this world doing what he loved best and he shared that part of the world with me, I'll never forget that last trip into the woods, when we sat peacefully by this large oak tree and he fell asleep and slipped away into the other world. How old was I was about 6 then and when we were found I remember telling some men he wouldn't wake up. Share some of your fondest stories, too tomorrow on blogger and maybe you will make someone smile. Have a good night! MMMM....that salted brim before the margaritta is going down real good tonight.

Love yah all Paris!