HUNTING SEASON
Man it's just a mess at my house and it's still 14 days away.
Okay let me look through the pile let's see. Bibs, longjohns, orange jacket, heavy orange coat, orange vest, boots, hunting socks hand warmers, gloves, orange baseball cap,orange stocking cap, camaflage shoes (I don't think the deer are looking down dear), camaflage pants (It's gun season then you need orange), stool, one of those things used to keep your buns warm, (if he'd stay home I could do that) camaflage shirt, (Pist...I think he takes everthing from the hunting department....) shotgun, muzzle loader amo-bag (looks like one of my old bluejean purses at one time hmmmm...) feild dressing knife, hmmm this thing blips must be for bambi's mom, oh yeah here's the buck call thing a ma jig, toilet paper, papertowel, can of corn beef hash, dintymoore beefstew, spam (Yuck) sardines, oysters, krackers, (boy this is a breathless night), beer (a must), 1 bottle of vodka, 1 bottle of hot damn, oh and southern comfort, jack daniels,(maybe I'll go too), and to top it all off a long list hehands me for t store next week.
And then: GIRLS NIGHT OUT! OH YEAH! GONNA HAVE SOME FUN! GONNA GET DRUNK! I'm gonna be the swingest thing you ever saw! All painted up and powered up, too!
Man it's just a mess at my house and it's still 14 days away.
Okay let me look through the pile let's see. Bibs, longjohns, orange jacket, heavy orange coat, orange vest, boots, hunting socks hand warmers, gloves, orange baseball cap,orange stocking cap, camaflage shoes (I don't think the deer are looking down dear), camaflage pants (It's gun season then you need orange), stool, one of those things used to keep your buns warm, (if he'd stay home I could do that) camaflage shirt, (Pist...I think he takes everthing from the hunting department....) shotgun, muzzle loader amo-bag (looks like one of my old bluejean purses at one time hmmmm...) feild dressing knife, hmmm this thing blips must be for bambi's mom, oh yeah here's the buck call thing a ma jig, toilet paper, papertowel, can of corn beef hash, dintymoore beefstew, spam (Yuck) sardines, oysters, krackers, (boy this is a breathless night), beer (a must), 1 bottle of vodka, 1 bottle of hot damn, oh and southern comfort, jack daniels,(maybe I'll go too), and to top it all off a long list hehands me for t store next week.
And then: GIRLS NIGHT OUT! OH YEAH! GONNA HAVE SOME FUN! GONNA GET DRUNK! I'm gonna be the swingest thing you ever saw! All painted up and powered up, too!
posted by paris at 4:02 PM
3 Comments:
Shoot, I gave my rifle away and stopped hunting years ago. I don't even fish anymore. Would if I had to but there is already so much dead meat and fish in the stores so I just get it there.
Besides, it is much cheaper to buy it.
If Mr Pop were a hunter, I wouldn't be Ms Pop. Thank goodness he and I agree on the "sport"
If Chenny was around he's the one who would have to worry about being safe with me on the end of a gun I wouldn't hesitate and I'd be sober when job was completed.
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