WHO DESIGNED SOME OF THESE CLOTHES WE'RE EXPECTED TO WEAR?
I swear when it came to a bra it must of been a man...
1) Bra straps always slipping off...does he like watching you reach inside your top and pulling the dang thing up all the time...doesn't it seem like they may fit a man's shouder's as far part as they are...
2) Tops ...how about the sleeves that go down past your hands....it must of been a man with long arms again....
3) Panties....how much of the assend can we have sticking out......or the top band slips down off your hip bones and don't forget how they roll when you take them down...
4) Skirts with big bottom flares up at the smallest wid breeze or the thight one when you can't raise your leg enough to get in the four wheeler they plan on taking you out in....
5) Elastic stockings.....their a whole lot of nuisance to try and pull up let alone keep up all of a sudden there you are and they start to roll down...so your grabbing at your skirt to try and pull them up again...
6) Intimate night wear you never even get to wear it all night...but they want you to slip into something sexy
7) Tops with a deep V in front how mush do you want me to show...what cover myself up...you bought me this top to wear out in public you deal with it....don't bend over I'll fall out...stop it your making me look down at myself to see if my breast has fallen out....
Myself I like just plain being nude....I have nothing to be ashamed of.....and nothing to hide...sometimes I feel like a dress up doll. That may not all be bad but sometimes I get the feeling men display us like a trophy on their arms..if he really want to show me off take me out nude sometime...I'd love that and the reaction I wonder what it would be....
posted by paris at 2:03 PM
10 Comments:
I swear when it came to a bra it must of been a man...
No way! No man could have invented the bra. The world is a much prettier place without bras!
I think the best looking women's outfit is jeans and a Tee shirt.
Not the cropped belly shirt or low rider jeans either. Sometimes I feel like pulling up peoples pants for them.
I guess what I'm getting at is: if someone looks comfortable, relaxed and at ease with their appearance and clothing they seem much more attractive.
I had a woman put on a sexy something just as she was coming to bed for me once.
I asked her what in the hell for because I wanted her naked, not dressed. Duh.
An other one did put on a red wig for me cuz I often say something about redheads. That was cute, but it felt more course than a bear rug. :-)
Looking and feeling comfortable is two different things, I like the way some clothes look on but if you have to tug or pull whatever it is up all the time then that's not sexy out in public Hammer....BBC you really rock why bother that's my whole point...and to you Dan okay maybe it wasn't a man but I do believe it was probably somebodies father maybe didn't want the titties standing out in front of his friends
I want to pat the butt of the gal in the picture. :-)
I wouldn't blame you
No.... You wouldn't... :-)
Boy, Paris, I sure know how to piss some women off. What the fuck is it with them?
Some women just don't see the funny things from the other side, some women also don't have an open mind, as I do, and whether they really realize it or nor blogging is just that and Opinion of something they don't have to believe it or take it with a grain of salt it's just someone's opinion. And if they can't handle it then they need to delete their blog and don't seek anything out...I read a lot of blogs with good sense and some blogs that are funny and soem blogs that are just cronick complainers. Mosat of it I find intertaining, maybe soem of those women are seeking an adventure with a man by blogging and if you leave a nsaty or sexy comment they don't want read in their comments because they are using it to attract the opposite sex then they're offended and I say to that Oh well, shit happens and then you read about it I wouldn't worry about it, I have somebody's blog I read that I know personnaly and he don't like me leaving comments on his site becasue we live too close together apparently from his home married town which is know where his ex lives then he too isn't any worse then some of those women but I leave comments anyway I don't give a shit but you can bet he won't answer my comment or he doesn't leave another comment in his blog after I've been there I think it's funnier than shit, they guys a jerk anyway when it comes to that but as far as a past friend he's nice but his blogging has turned him into an ass with me, but i'll still comment and he'll blog faster than shit to have it go off the bottom and I laugh to myself watching him....
Hell, I'm just trying to join in the fun, but they start seeing it all wrong. I'm not coming onto them, I'm just having some fun.
What a weird fucking planet hey? Hugs.
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