Did you know that 1 cup of eggnog has 450 calories and you can cut the calories by 100 if you remove the alcohol...just how ridiculous is that?
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
NUDISTISM
It's simple you started out young, went skinny dipping on a dare with friends , then next maybe some guy your dating, being Nude isn't anything new I myself find it relaxing. Yes I've been to nudist camps, beaches. You'd probably find a guy talking about this usually, but I'm telling you about it.
I started out incently with the skinny dipping and some girl friends.
When I got interested in boys oh yeah I dared him, this was a good way to see what he had to offer I laugh at that one knowing most guys can't wait to get you out on a first date and in the back seat but I dated one that couldn't even kiss me goodnight on the lips, boring , yes, challenging OMG....
We happened to be a a hog roast and I knew just about eveybody he didn't know a soul..this makes it even more fun...they had a cabin on the lake I mean right on the lake....we wondered off and I said how about a swim, he said okay of coarse I stripped down to nothing he just looked on and I said well what are you waiting for he had to remind me of all the people around us, I said so they don't even know that we've wondered off.......well he got down to his skivys and in he came I just looked on with disgust and told him he was the biggest chicken I ever met.
Double dare time now you had to do it at one time on a double dare so off came his skivies under water of coarse damn am I ever gonna get to take a look........so where out there having fun needles to say I didn't know my friends were getting all the cars position and wouldn't you know it headlights came on all over us....OMG we've been caught. He's upset all as hell over it I'm laughing, he ducks down behind me, whats his problem he's down in the water my breast are bare as hell for the world to see, really I found it to be exciting, getting caught that is, so up out of the water I come walking towards the lake frontage at the back of the house. He's behind mr. chicken hiding what ever he thinks he's got all the way up to where are clothes are horns hanking everybody whistling, I'm getting more excited. Maybe it's because of the idiot behind me hanging on to me and the what ever he thought he had.
Oh it doens't end there either.
Later that evening where laying around the campfire in lawn loungers (chairs) the idiot and I were cuddled up under a blanket in the same lounge chair....I commence to undressing again under the blanket he's having a fit, good lord he coud feel me up and have a good time what's wrong with this guy.....I think he started to nausuate me....so I'm finally naked again I managed to even get his clothes off finally....OMG ...he should be proud of that and yet a virgin no way...never mind what happened let your imagination run wild it was a good time till oops my girlfriend walked up and gave the blanket a good yank....caught in the act.
Later in years nudist camps became an interest...clothes being an option no less....lolol on that one...after a while you do as the romans do and totally feel comfortable with it. This ype of lifestyle is interesting and fun everybody has the same thing in common and anybody will talk to you....so with this final note I double dare you to experience it.....one margarrita coming up hmmmmm....hello my name is Paris and I just happen to notice...(or pete sake it wasn't the towel they were sitting on or the chair they were sitting in and sure the hell wasn't the sunshades they were wearing either.....;) Paris
It's simple you started out young, went skinny dipping on a dare with friends , then next maybe some guy your dating, being Nude isn't anything new I myself find it relaxing. Yes I've been to nudist camps, beaches. You'd probably find a guy talking about this usually, but I'm telling you about it.
I started out incently with the skinny dipping and some girl friends.
When I got interested in boys oh yeah I dared him, this was a good way to see what he had to offer I laugh at that one knowing most guys can't wait to get you out on a first date and in the back seat but I dated one that couldn't even kiss me goodnight on the lips, boring , yes, challenging OMG....
We happened to be a a hog roast and I knew just about eveybody he didn't know a soul..this makes it even more fun...they had a cabin on the lake I mean right on the lake....we wondered off and I said how about a swim, he said okay of coarse I stripped down to nothing he just looked on and I said well what are you waiting for he had to remind me of all the people around us, I said so they don't even know that we've wondered off.......well he got down to his skivys and in he came I just looked on with disgust and told him he was the biggest chicken I ever met.
Double dare time now you had to do it at one time on a double dare so off came his skivies under water of coarse damn am I ever gonna get to take a look........so where out there having fun needles to say I didn't know my friends were getting all the cars position and wouldn't you know it headlights came on all over us....OMG we've been caught. He's upset all as hell over it I'm laughing, he ducks down behind me, whats his problem he's down in the water my breast are bare as hell for the world to see, really I found it to be exciting, getting caught that is, so up out of the water I come walking towards the lake frontage at the back of the house. He's behind mr. chicken hiding what ever he thinks he's got all the way up to where are clothes are horns hanking everybody whistling, I'm getting more excited. Maybe it's because of the idiot behind me hanging on to me and the what ever he thought he had.
Oh it doens't end there either.
Later that evening where laying around the campfire in lawn loungers (chairs) the idiot and I were cuddled up under a blanket in the same lounge chair....I commence to undressing again under the blanket he's having a fit, good lord he coud feel me up and have a good time what's wrong with this guy.....I think he started to nausuate me....so I'm finally naked again I managed to even get his clothes off finally....OMG ...he should be proud of that and yet a virgin no way...never mind what happened let your imagination run wild it was a good time till oops my girlfriend walked up and gave the blanket a good yank....caught in the act.
Later in years nudist camps became an interest...clothes being an option no less....lolol on that one...after a while you do as the romans do and totally feel comfortable with it. This ype of lifestyle is interesting and fun everybody has the same thing in common and anybody will talk to you....so with this final note I double dare you to experience it.....one margarrita coming up hmmmmm....hello my name is Paris and I just happen to notice...(or pete sake it wasn't the towel they were sitting on or the chair they were sitting in and sure the hell wasn't the sunshades they were wearing either.....;) Paris
Sunday, December 03, 2006

WHO DESIGNED SOME OF THESE CLOTHES WE'RE EXPECTED TO WEAR?
I swear when it came to a bra it must of been a man...
1) Bra straps always slipping off...does he like watching you reach inside your top and pulling the dang thing up all the time...doesn't it seem like they may fit a man's shouder's as far part as they are...
2) Tops ...how about the sleeves that go down past your hands....it must of been a man with long arms again....
3) Panties....how much of the assend can we have sticking out......or the top band slips down off your hip bones and don't forget how they roll when you take them down...
4) Skirts with big bottom flares up at the smallest wid breeze or the thight one when you can't raise your leg enough to get in the four wheeler they plan on taking you out in....
5) Elastic stockings.....their a whole lot of nuisance to try and pull up let alone keep up all of a sudden there you are and they start to roll down...so your grabbing at your skirt to try and pull them up again...
6) Intimate night wear you never even get to wear it all night...but they want you to slip into something sexy
7) Tops with a deep V in front how mush do you want me to show...what cover myself up...you bought me this top to wear out in public you deal with it....don't bend over I'll fall out...stop it your making me look down at myself to see if my breast has fallen out....
Myself I like just plain being nude....I have nothing to be ashamed of.....and nothing to hide...sometimes I feel like a dress up doll. That may not all be bad but sometimes I get the feeling men display us like a trophy on their arms..if he really want to show me off take me out nude sometime...I'd love that and the reaction I wonder what it would be....









