This One's for you Bush!

And we'll get ourselves out of this mess getting rid of you. Your nothing but waste!

Gee I don't know what got into me must be Devil's Night just carried over. Now where did I set that magaritta at, oh yeah on the edge of the jakuzzi, think I'll slip myself down into a little luxuary. MMMMmmm.....

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

MY friends and I will be out mooning tonight! See if you can catch us in the bushes! Maybe we're on you backporch while your answering the front door. Trick or Treat it's been sweet, come lift me off my feet.

DEVIL'S NIGHT

This article is about the Michigan cultural phenomenon. For the album by rap group D12, please see Devil's Night (album).
Devil's Night is a name associated with October 30, the night before Halloween, particularly in and around Detroit, Michigan.
Devil's Night is a longstanding Detroit tradition predating World War II, with anecdotal incidents occurring as early as the 1930s. Traditionally, youths in the Detroit area engaged in a night of criminal behavior, which usually consisted of acts of vandalism (such as egging the homes of neighbors) in retaliation for real or perceived wrongs, or simply for the sake of the crime itself. In the early 1970s, the vandalism escalated to more severe acts such as setting vacant houses on fire. As these activities increased and the tradition gained notoriety, individuals including Detroit-area business owners, purportedly took advantage of Devil’s Night vandalism to collect on insurance policies by committing arson on their properties (i.e., setting fire to their own cars and/or businesses)[citation needed]. These incidents were blamed on Devil's Night hooligans and added to the notoriety of the night.
Beginning in the 1970s, the crimes became more destructive in Detroit's inner-city neighborhoods, and included hundreds of acts of arson and vandalism every year. The destruction reached a peak in the mid- to late-1980s, with more than 800 fires set in 1984, and 500 to 800 fires in the three days and nights before Halloween in a typical year.
In 1995, Detroit city officials organized and created Angel's Night on and around October 30. Each year as many as 40,000 volunteers gather to patrol neighborhoods. Additionally, youth curfews as early as 6 p.m. are instituted on the days before Halloween. Since then, there has been a decline to 20 fires per day in the days around Halloween.
Devil's Night was chronicled in sociologist Ze'ev Chafets' 1991 book "Devil's Night and Other True Tales of Detroit," and fictionalized in the 1994 movie The Crow. The burning of an abandoned house featured in the movie "8 Mile," which starred Eminem and was set in his hometown of Detroit, and his rap group D12 named their first album after the night. While the term is still well-known by Michigan residents, the news media in Detroit currently refer to the event as Angel's Night to promote the efforts of the volunteers.
Devil's Night is now becoming popular in Ireland (where it is more commonly called Mischief Night), where youths are out of school for the week around Halloween. Many of the nights running up to October 31 are used by youths to commit acts of vandalism.
The name Devil's Night or Mischief Night is used by criminals in the eastern U.S. and Canada, although the acts are generally less destructive and violent than those committed in Detroit. A survey done in the United States shows the comparative popularity of various names for this night around the country.

SO WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE NIGHT!

I was never aloud to participate in Devil's Night but then I never wanted to. I new a lot of kids that would and I hear about all the distruction and I just thought they we're just plain down right mean.


Believe in ghost I do....that's right I've nevr seen one but I have seen plenty of signs of one. The one I see and hear is my father...I had a crytal clear lead bell and still do sitting onmy dresser when my husband asked me to marry him and the pindlem in it started to move in circles real fast but it never hit the glass. I just looked on amazed. That bell was shaped like a wedding bell and I do believe it was my father giving consent to the wedding. Call me nuts if you want. My mother even rented the house he lived in out to someone he never liked and the doors in that house we being slamed shut this went on for a month and the minute this person moved out it quit...so that's why I believe it's my father....I miss him greatly he passed away in 1982 I was very young to lose a father.
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SOME BREAKING NEWS

Kentucky Fried chicken has announced they are going to be transfat free. Heath Move http://articles.moneycentral.msn.com/News/KFCOnDietBandwagon%20.aspx?GT1=8618
What do you know it's still greasy but I guess you just cut down where ever you can.
KFC has been through a lot bad plublicity but I gotta tell you something I know someone who does indeed work for KFC and the chickens aren't tortured in fact if you happen to find a broken leg or wing it's strictly do to the way it's processed after they're dead. In fact sometimes it happens when they deep fry them themselves. Just good old finger licking good.

Gotta tell you this one: We were gone all weekend had a great time but we stopped off at some roadside private motel to spend the night and the clerk at the desk tried to charge my husband 250.00 for the room. The clerk told him he had a pool and a jakuzzi, room service and a whole lot more available to him he tried to explain to the clerk we only used the room for 6 hours to sleep (lolol) but the clerk said it didn't matter it still was all availble to us...so he wrote out a check to the clerk and the clerk looked at it and said hey this is only for 50.00...my husband told the clerk yeah I know I charge 200.00 for someone to sleep with my wife....the clerk backed up and said but I didn't sleep with her...he said to the clerk but she was availble it doesn't matter.......

Good night everybody after a couple of more margaritta's I plan on being a little devilish myself.......hehehehehehe........sweet dreams!

What Makes It A Name or A Word Where Did They Come From

Ever wonder how they came up with all the States names?

How about Michigan known as the Wolverine State?
If Michigan is the Wolverine State then why do they call the Baseball team the Tigers, why not the Wolverines? Detroit Lyons come on give me a break!

How about Ohio the Buckeye State?
Indianna Hoosiers?
Just how did all these names come about!

Ketchup? Don't you turn the bottle upside down why not ketchdown at least you'd hit the burger, or is it a ground beef patty.

Throw rug-it just lays there it doesn't do anything, you don't even throw it down you lay it down.

Where did they come up with Station Wagon it's got wheels and goes down the road there's nothing Stationary about it.

Window sill isn't that a ledge? Just a few thoughts about names and words.
No wonder English is hard to understand, yeah there's another one English doesn't that sound foreign.
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Sweetest Day!
He didn't even read my sight but he didn't forget either Mr. Paris got US yes US a park bench to sit on and grow old on together at least that's what the note said on it. Of coarse I hope his thoughts weren't that soon, so I'm still just walking around it I haven't sat down on it, I'm really afraid of the outcome if I do.

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I was over to my Grandson's Birthday party Sunday and as we walked in he told us he was the BOSS cause it was his birthday he just turned seven. I wonder where they get some of their ideas from. His Mom of coarse handed him a handfull of bills and she told him that when she's the boss she pays the bills.....he just looked at her and said nothing at that moment went back to coloring and then piped up and said she could be the boss he was broke seems how he had to have everybody over for his birthday party. Like I said where do they get their little ideas from.

And of coarse his baby brother is in the process of being potty trained and he had an accident while we were there claim his underwear leaks it wasn't him he was still dry.

Well the blender stopped so I gotta go and pour me another Margaritta and think about it for a while, so hear's or is that 'here' to you all, but one more last thought is it can (garbage can) or can (Can I have your attention) Good night 'nite' everybody....Paris

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Go to the site above and know who you are voting for before you vote. A lot issues are at stake and if you need to know if you are making the right dicisions when you vote you need to put asside all the gossip, all the bashing and even that of a lot of bloggers out there and get the facts I felt this sight to be worth a lot of information. They call it dontvote because that is an issues all of it's own. If your a first time voter and young just out of high school please take time and review these candidates before voting this is your future as well as ours. We need to make a turn around in our governement so it's for the people. If we don't the government will soon place rules in your home to even live by.

Anybody visiting my sight may use this material to help get the word out before Nov. 7, 2006 After the voting it may be too late!

POLITICS

I really wanted to keep my blog site free from all of this so that you all could comer here and enjoy a little laughter and some fun and have a few drinks with me. Well my blenders been going since I got home from work Magaritta's of coarse. I pick up the news paper and more bullshit is being spread through out the nation. Pull up the internet and even more, the radio is even loaded with it. The more these politicians say you wonder who you can trust and who you can't. All I know is I want peace in our country. I want our service men home and alive. I want families to be whole again. Jobs to be plentiful. Infated prices to level out on everything. I've been sitting here thinking about this crap all night so far and I worry. Are things going to get better? Yes some things are going to improve I can only trust in God for that. Some things aren't going to change which hurts deeply the loss of our service men. (I guess I can include any war or dispute for that matter) The loss of whole families. Our government has turned on us. It's time we all pushed back. We may be the little people but in numbers we can be big. Just some crap on my mind thanks for letting me unload. Tip your drinks and bless us all.

SWEETEST DAY!

I just want to remind all you Perfect Gentlemen to be thinking about Sweetest Day ahead of time. The little wife you have to home and or girlfriend is probably keeping quite just to test you to see if you remember so I'm giving you guys heads up on this one. Money a little tight well all it takes is running into the same gas station where you buy those cigirettes and beer at and grab one of those roses sitting in that container by the counter. I hate looking for cards myself. Or stop and by her favorite drink everybody knows mine a Magaritta. And then if you want to be really sporty about it take her out and dine her at one of those Steak House are usually the best places. And if your really broke then just wait on her for an hour or two anything she wants. I'm sure she took care of you when you watched all those football, baseball, soccer and what ever else came up. Oh and God forbid if you forget she'll tell her Mother....I've done it a time or too it really works on you guys...you surely won't forget the next year....I'm already looking over at mine who's snoring away in his favorite chair and playing the quite game with him..let's see if he sneaks a peak at my blog and remembers....Stay tuned and have a great night...gotta fresh batch of Margaritta's in the blender.

Auauawwgh! IT WAS A MONDAY!

This is how Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder manifests itself:
I decide to roll up the garden hose for winter.
As I started to reel the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.
As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
So I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be lookingfor the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decideto put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planningto do.
At the end of the day: The car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses, I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it, but first I'll check my e-mail.
I don't remember if I hit the publish post button.
Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY but LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC!
Anyhow here's to you all as I tip my Magaritta and head for another one. Have a good night.

This is my own tribute to: Freddy Fender the "Bebop Kid" of the Texas-Mexico border who later turned his twangy tenor into the smash country ballad "Before the Next Teardrop Falls," died Saturday. He was 69.
Fender, who was diagnosed with lung cancer in early 2006, died at noon at his Corpus Christi home with his family at his bedside, said Ron Rogers, a family spokesman.
Freddie will be missed by many music lovers all over the world. His songs are still being played today by many bands and DJ's alike.
Some of my own very favorites are 'Wasted Days and Wasted Nights'. I can remember many a dances by many a fine young Gentlemen as they swept you across the dance floor. 'Before The Next Tear Drop Falls' oh yes that one brought out the bellyrubbers also. 'Roses Are Red My Love' one that the guys loved made the girls dance and hold just a little bit tighter. "Since I Met You Baby' oops here it comes did he really mean those words he sang in my ear as he was dancing with me. I can't much more about the memories of hearing him on those old records yes I said records thank God the remakes are now on Cd's so we don't have to hear the swishing. We will miss you Freddie! A Magaritta is tipped your way.

MARGARITTA'S

Have you ever given a Margaritta much thought.
Ah yes a frozen slushy as we had known it when we were children.
Then we added a salt brim around the edge of the glass.

3 oz. Herradura Silver Tequila (or other 100% agave tequila)
1 oz. Grand Marnier
1 oz. Cointreau
2 oz. fresh lime juice
2 tsp. sugar
2 cups crushed ice
Lime wedge
Salt
Instructions: In blender, add liquors, lime juice, sugar and ice, then mix. Wet rims of 2 serving glasses with lime wedge and dip into salt. Pour mix evenly into glasses. Makes 2 servings.

As you master this drink you pick up the glass and gently place you lips upon the rim. The first thing you feel is the salt contacting your lips and the slushy mixer passing over the lips. This truely is a delight to any taste buds. So enjoy my friends and have a great weekend.